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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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