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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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