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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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