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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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