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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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