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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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