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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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