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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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