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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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