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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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