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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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