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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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