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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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