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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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