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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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