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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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