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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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