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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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