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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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