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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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