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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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