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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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