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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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