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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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