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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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