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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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