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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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