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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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