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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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