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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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