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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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