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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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