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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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