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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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