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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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