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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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