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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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