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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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