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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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