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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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