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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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