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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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