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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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