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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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