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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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