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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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