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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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