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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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