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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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