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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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