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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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