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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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